evincibly:

am I the only one who looks at every grape before I eat it 

bulbul-e-bismil:

OH VAMPIRE LAKE

TEACH ME EVERYTHING I NEED TO KNOW

dunspoopy:

cinnamonandlesbians:

Has anyone ever loved tattoos so much that they get a tattoo of the word “tattoo”

image

supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

supersmashthestatebros:

"oh, I’m sorry kid, you can’t be in here without adult supervision"

"it’s okay, the government is watching me"

undeadhatred:

smells-like-egoraptor:

hey, guess what..
creepypasta

for fucks sakes

undeadhatred:

smells-like-egoraptor:

hey, guess what..

creepypasta

for fucks sakes

lucyliunareclipse:

snorlaxatives:

damn….. ash is shredded as fuck

lucyliunareclipse:

snorlaxatives:

damn….. ash is shredded as fuck

hopeinmotion:

awwww-cute:

I have the cutest monster under my bed

omg it’s face at the end.

hopeinmotion:

awwww-cute:

I have the cutest monster under my bed

omg it’s face at the end.

mgsolid:

mgsolid:

HOLY SHIT I FORGOT THE FRIES IN THE OVEN HOLY SHIT

imageMY FRIES

A Latino goes to buy a soda for 75 cents, he puts in 65

dreazil:

The machine reads “dime,” so he gets closer & whispers “quiero pepsi.”

reallylameblog:

hakuna clitada

neg-mawon:

kumagawa:

bro my mans is dragging the frozen food section…

this is the best vine

note-a-bear:

ghostieonfirst:

ok please watch this vid of my perfect former street cat eat. will not disappoint I promise.

it’s just shoveling food into its mouth
this cat is actually a cat I would probably like

Steve Aoki - Back To Earth (feat. Fall Out Boy)
29,200 plays

mechapuppy:

fobteam:

The official version of the track Fall Out Boy and Steve Aoki: «Back To Earth» album «Neon Future I»

Download in ITunes || Download in mega.co.nz

this song makes me want climb a mountain, jump off and do a sweet ollie into an airbase, steal a helicopter, fly into the exosphere, jump out while setting it on fire, parachute into a bank and rob it and backflip out because FUCK IM SO HYPED

nullbula:

ignorntatheist:

If you think eating healthy is cheap you either live with your parents or have never actually been to a grocery store

let me put it this way, i can buy ten ramen or one apple