am I the only one who looks at every grape before I eat it
OH VAMPIRE LAKE
TEACH ME EVERYTHING I NEED TO KNOW
Has anyone ever loved tattoos so much that they get a tattoo of the word “tattoo”
i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked
"oh, I’m sorry kid, you can’t be in here without adult supervision"
"it’s okay, the government is watching me"
The machine reads “dime,” so he gets closer & whispers “quiero pepsi.”
ok please watch this vid of my perfect former street cat eat. will not disappoint I promise.
it’s just shoveling food into its mouth
this cat is actually a cat I would probably like
this song makes me want climb a mountain, jump off and do a sweet ollie into an airbase, steal a helicopter, fly into the exosphere, jump out while setting it on fire, parachute into a bank and rob it and backflip out because FUCK IM SO HYPED