once I asked my English teacher if teachers shipped their students and after explaining what shipping meant she told me that that is literally one of the most popular discussions in the staff room
I had an English teacher who thought these two students were nice together, so she made them partners on a project.
They got married.
WHAT DO YOU CALL A FAKE ENEMY
This is the best thing I will ever attribute to this website and I get nothing
Science side of tumblr how do I become a jellyfish
Jellyfish have no brains. You’re already pretty close.
>watching subbed anime
>remember that i cant understand japanese
who is she?
chilled mammal secretions
one of my coworkers got a call (i work in a call center/tech support) from a customer that was really scared because supposedly the mafia was hacking her computer and they were stalking her…when finally my coworker took remote control of the computer he couldn’t stop laughing because
some of the people on my dash i just assume are their icons bc i’ve never seen their pics so it’s like “oh look gandalf is up late bloggin again”