paleskinhazeleyes:

i-want-my-name:

not-obama:

carryonmylonelyangel:

amazingandonfire:

once I asked my English teacher if teachers shipped their students and after explaining what shipping meant she told me that that is literally one of the most popular discussions in the staff room

I had an English teacher who thought these two students were nice together, so she made them partners on a project.

They got married.

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#all those rogue seating arrangements suddenly make sense

Oh no

taleasoldastimelords:

taleasoldastimelords:

kapitankirk:

taleasoldastimelords:

WHAT DO YOU CALL A FAKE ENEMY

what

A FAUX

This is the best thing I will ever attribute to this website and I get nothing

teenifies:

sovji:

*steals ur credit card*

hasta la visa

 

sassykardashian:

sailingonsuccess:

sassykardashian:

Science side of tumblr how do I become a jellyfish

Jellyfish have no brains. You’re already pretty close.

Okay WOW

xyle:

>watching subbed anime

>switch tabs

>remember that i cant understand japanese

afaganistan:

who is she?

afaganistan:

who is she?

coolator:

michaxl:

ok but why does the glass fill when he drinks


it’s none of your business

coolator:

michaxl:

ok but why does the glass fill when he drinks

it’s none of your business

mimmblemimmble:

chilled mammal secretions 

mimmblemimmble:

chilled mammal secretions 

megamintcat:

ryansealcrest:

does it come with butter pillows

is anyone reading that description 

megamintcat:

ryansealcrest:

does it come with butter pillows

is anyone reading that description 

batreaux:

lonkin park

batreaux:

lonkin park

z-co:

one of my coworkers got a call (i work in a call center/tech support) from a customer that was really scared because supposedly the mafia was hacking her computer and they were stalking her…when finally my coworker took remote control of the computer he couldn’t stop laughing because

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asphyxion:

some of the people on my dash i just assume are their icons bc i’ve never seen their pics so it’s like “oh look gandalf is up late bloggin again”