I think I just peed my pants.
I’ve never met cr1tikal but I trust him.
I feel if I was in any horror situation I would be so safe and calm because with any other person they would be screaming and crying but if he and I were trapped in a building surrounded by ravenous mutants he would just be deadpan like “they are so rude I can’t believe this. Let’s blow this Popsicle stand.”
"You’ve gotta be stirring my pasta"
A girl shouldn’t have to remind you not to show the pictures she sends you to other people. It’s common fucking sense that if she sends you pictures, especially if she’s nude, to assume that they’re intended for your eyes only, and if you think showing them off to your friends is cool then you need to grow the fuck up.
Skookum’s not on board
I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes
Babies have no concept of object permanence
That’s one of the sickest burns I’ve ever read.
i do not believe trans people exist. i believe you stay what’s put on your birth certificate. that’s why i have remained a 10 inch crying baby for 23 years,
literally wtf the fuck
i love how the balloon one is just like ????
what kind of black magic is this family
THINGS IT IS PERFECTLY OKAY TO BE
- non binary
THINGS IT IS NOT OKAY TO BE
- an asshole
- a goose
this post wasn’t even about social justice it was about my hatred of geese
you’re on our list.
i remember one time the simpsons made a joke about fox news and they got so insulted they tried to sue them but the court was like “this aired on ur network u can’t sue urself”